Washington Tower

You’ll recall my instructions at our most recent Camp David meeting. The Founders implemented a sacred tradition and it must be followed. Our Dark Vigilance/Deep Listening system, in conjunction with VibeSat-3 has detected elements within your camp who are opposed to the election results and who may be planning a major disruption. Others are likely planning to nullify your election results and may even attempt to gain your support in pursuing an “alternative transition strategy” that is inconsistent with your current Constitutional rules. I’m confident of your ability to rein in any such rogue elements and I’m issuing a pointed directive: You will depart on schedule.