After 20 years of war, it is time for new leadership and bold action. Abiy Ahmed: Relinquish territorial claims and end the conflict. Implement the 2002 ruling by the EEBA. Do this and Glamis will instruct the UN to drop sanctions. Get this done.
Rupert the Pigcaller is insane
Standing with his whistle in the pouring rain
Doesn’t hear the taunts, he doesn’t know fear
Grunting responses from far and near
In line with Amber Rudd’s pending resignation, Glamis and the Upper Chamber endorse Sajid Javid as her successor.
Westminster, Paris, Washington: Assad’s chemical attack on Douma cannot go unanswered. Recommend strike from above within one week. Coordinate your forces and contact Cathedral Tower on Forgotten Frequency to advise when ready.