Rupert the Pigcaller is insane

Standing with his whistle in the pouring rain

Doesn’t hear the taunts, he doesn’t know fear

Grunting responses from far and near

In line with Amber Rudd’s pending resignation, Glamis and the Upper Chamber endorse Sajid Javid as her successor.

Westminster, Paris, Washington: Assad’s chemical attack on Douma cannot go unanswered. Recommend strike from above within one week. Coordinate your forces and contact Cathedral Tower on Forgotten Frequency to advise when ready.

Please return to Worthy Down and contact Sir Arthur Harris for further instructions.

Glad tidings for Lords Appellant. Derby’s ascent confirmed for final dispensation.

Able Wolf has gone to ground. Summon Lord Chaos and release the hounds of havoc.

Dans l’obscurité

Claire de Lune en plein hiver

Fleury-merogis

Enough has been said. It is time for you to step down. You have two weeks to prepare your exit, any longer and Wettin will finish this.

Leave by the witch gate

Homeward over winter wood

Tituba’s night flight

It is 279 years since the disaster.