Be advised, RAF Flyingdales is tracking a seagoing vessel bound for the Port of Philadelphia. The ship is the MSC Gayane, IMO #9770763, MMSI 636018276, sailing under a Liberian flag. Flyingdales is monitoring via S-AIS and IntelliSat-6 and Cathedral has engaged Dark Vigilance protocols. Initial VibeSat intelligence suggests the vessel is likely transporting a historically significant quantity of narcotics.

Since clearing Bahamian waters, the Gayane has veered from the expected course several times, deviating from traditional shipping lanes. We believe these maneuvers are attempts to avoid oceanic observation outposts and floating sensors.

ETA at Port of Philadelphia is June 18. The status of this communication is “Informational Alert,” and you are not required to take action. Advise Luxembourg Cathedral of your intentions via Lost Lullaby frequency within 12 hours. Should you elect not to take action against the vessel, Cathedral will assume point and will intercept the Gayane on the open sea.

The Shadow Lion is watching over. Upgrades will begin shortly. All frequencies will shift.

The World Governing Council supports Scott Morrison for the PM post. Congratulations on your upcoming victory, for it is assured.

Madame Prime Minister, this is a pointed directive. At the upcoming meeting of the 1922 Committee, you will announce your departure. This decision was made by Glamis and ratified by the World Governing Council.

You have green light to launch NepaliSat-1 after April 15.

President Moreno, it is the opinion of the World Governing Council that you have endured the weight of your odious guest long enough. You may eject him at will. We do not demand, but strongly encourage you to revoke his citizenship and send him to those who have sought his company these many years.

Johann Pastor and Vanessa Payne have independently confirmed the arrival of Kim Hyok Chol on the Lower Astral. The Ambassador appears to have been executed at Mirim airport several days ago and reached out to our contacts on the other side of the veil. News organizations will not report immediately.

Cathedral Observation Post 5 is tracking an underwater disturbance approximately 50 kilometres north of the Kermadec Island Arc. Raoul Island Station reports abnormal surface patterns. Cathedral Tower has taken temporary control of Russian KosmoSat 2515 for dark vigilance and confirms likely underwater nautical operation by Rogue State Bravo.

Glamis and the World Security Office are instructing you to activate Deep Siren and call forth Gargantuan from the Mariana Trench.

Rest assured – the Rogue Fleet is no match for our monster, and he is hungry.

Mr. Cali’s important date is approaching. We will need to implement Operation Romeo Hammer. This needs to be brutal and public.

It is 102 years since you left us, dear friend. It is time to rise, for we have work to do.

-SB